You Know You're a Red Neck....

Tanya was driving home from work and a wild turkey flew up and broke her windshield in her truck. When she got home the boys decided to temporarily fix it for her so it wouldn't shatter...they duck taped it florescent green tape and made a pretty square. Of course, she has been made fun of it ever since. She said, no one told her that they had wild turkeys on the road too!!! She said, "that could only happen to her"!!!